Here's sexy Rachel Ullrich of Chicago, gettin' on her bad motor scooter and ride, baby! Vroom vroom go the strings of my heart! Heh heh... Of course, there's plenty more to see and read about this issue's Miss Milk Bottle, but you'll have to buy a copy of the stinkin' 'zine to see for yourself!

Each issue, Head in a Milk Bottle will include the Miss Milk Bottle feature in which we showcase a photo or two of one of our lovely readers. This is actually one of the few features of HIAMB's glorious past that we've kept alive in the new volume for our... er, YOUR enjoyment. It's not really a contest or anything. In fact, we only had one "contestant" submit material for the current issue (thanks, Rachel!). But it's open to anyone! If it comes down to us having to pick one particular person over others, then we'll do our best to pick the best one. So if you think you've got what it takes, by all means send in those pics (and, uh... the more scantily clad the better, if ya catch our drift)! Send hardcopy non-returnable submissions (preferable) to Miss Milk Bottle, c/o HIAMB, PO Box 15125, St. Louis, MO 63110.